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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

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    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

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  1. Shootist
    Started by Shootist,

    It must do. I was listening to some money program on BBC4 which was dealing with divorce and separation, with reference to finances. One woman came on to ask if she was entitled to anything from her male partner. They had not married, she had been with her partner for 17 years IIRC, had brought up his children, minded the house, she had paid nothing towards the house, which was in his name alone. The answer was quite depressing for her, in as much as it looked strongly like she was going to get nothing from him. He had just given her the heave ho. The panelists all expressed opinions about how unfair this was. I'm afraid I didn't agree. This woman made …

  2. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1201079/Police-text-message-service-shelved-just-people-day-used-number-report-crimes.html I wonder who the idiot was who thought up this waste of money scheme. Could have been Jacqui Smith, it sounds daft enough to be her idea.

  3. Chief Rat
    Started by Chief Rat,

    Do you own an I Phone ? There is a reason for this question as we are currently looking developing some apps for use on our forums and want to guage how many members potentially would benefit from such an application... Thanks

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  4. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    Google.

  5. croberon
    Started by croberon,

    I'm just hearing about this on the WS. Aren't block parties a regular staple of UK life? The one I'm hearing about in Liverpool sounds quite elaborate. Here neighbors just decide on a day, put their bbqs on the street and everyone wanders from house to house to eat, drink and party.

    • 4 replies
    • 269 views
  6. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1201224/Mother-cried-rape-jailed-years.html What a pity she didn't get five years at least. A slut of a woman who deserves no sympathy. The usual excuses put forward, upset at separation, takes to drink, etc etc. There is no excuse, she is just a liar who put that poor man through hell.

  7. Shootist
    Started by Shootist,

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/christopherbooker/5858902/Evil-destruction-of-a-happy-family.html Even allowing for journalistic hyperbolae, it seems that the SS are living up to their namesake.

  8. Fedster
    Started by Fedster,

    I am due get mine on a trial basis from tommorow Does anyone own 1 ? What do you make of it?

    • 7 replies
    • 922 views
    Merlotmonster
  9. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/B..._at_Safari_Park Baboons have been issued with ASBOs after breaking into car rooftop luggage boxes at a drive-through safari park. Will this flange of Baboons know they have an ASBO?

    • 0 replies
    • 309 views
  10. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2251280.ece These are in today's Times, although a few of them are emininently sensible. 25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses. 24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. 23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down. 22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. 21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing. (When you'r…

    • 8 replies
    • 2.6k views
  11. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    I'm sorry, I'm not familar with the term 'bitch'. I'd like a steak tartare, rare, with sauted potatoes, petit pois, & a Chardonnay to follow. Who left this 10p piece on the floor of the shower? Officer! Who left this hole in the cell wall?

  12. MancSprock
    Started by MancSprock,

    Hey guys - just thought i'd share one of my internet addictions with you : http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ In their own words: "PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard." Usually, the decorated/defaced postcard has some significance to the secret..sometimes none at all. The secrets run the gamut of human emotion: happy, sad, resentful, bitter, optimistic, you name it and touch on all kinds of subjects from marriage, divorce, love, The [past, the future, lonliness, fear & hope. They update the page every sunday and it's become a ritual to have a look on thier early sunday afternoon…

    • 3 replies
    • 675 views
  13. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    This is continued from the post http://www.ukpoliceonline.co.uk/index.php?...mp;#entry376438 I will start with this headline making piece of news. I must add thou this disclaimer. Anyone portraid in this news article is fictitious as this the story created. So i was walking down Brent street, Hendon 3.am 7 years back, when nothing was happening, i saw and will happily testify to this, a Police car happened by doing about 28MPH, saw that nothing was happening, and continued his/her journey. I saw the Police car stop at the traffic lights on the corner of Brent street and The north circular road. My argument is, just because nothing was happening, and there wasn`t a so…

    • 15 replies
    • 1.2k views
  14. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8156279.stm I suppose it might stop people seeing the doctor for trivial reasons, but if it acted as a barrier to taking some of the more embarrassing (but deadly) sympotoms like lumps in personal places, it will end up costing more, not saving money. Our doctors are so hard to get to see you have to be seriously unwell to even contemplate it. Besides, the waiting room is full of sick people spreading germs. Ugh.

    • 3 replies
    • 338 views
    IveToldYouOnce
  15. Merged
    Started by Merged,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOGbOGZ0cIY

    • 9 replies
    • 872 views

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