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I found this picture of a British MP standing outside the Fees Office in the House of Commons - can't quite make out which one it is.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8186701.stm News Corp is set to start charging online customers for news content across all its websites. It appears, if i wish to continue dumping news into this site, i`m going to have to pay. Unless HATO are willing to send me a cheque, or even a MellowMonster. Cheques should be payable to Coach Assistant Squidgy Head, or just make cheque out for C.A.S.H. :lol:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_34201...u=news.quirkies Desperate town hall chiefs in F***ing, Austria, have installed CCTV cameras to stop tourists getting frisky in front of the village signs. Just a thought, maybe change the sign and the name of the village. :lol:

Dear People of the United Kingdom, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 40 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE(Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme(Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program(Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers) A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice, and SCREWED as many time as the government deems appropriate. Only persons w…

Does anyone have one of these or know anyone who does ?? 3 Skypephone S2 - Free SKYPE calls and free 3-2-3 calls..

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Officers-Mistakenly-Raid-Colleagues-Home_19861.html Kent bungle again. Surely it doesn't take much intelligence to double check addresses before deciding to smash the door down.

Oh dear...Im feeling decidely flu like.... achy, headache and sickness. :smiley_vomit: Now today I had some injections for my holiday, which included Hep A, Typhoid and Diptheria.... Could that be the reason? Im hoping it will pass but it would be just my luck! Anyone else had vacines and felt ill afterwards?? Oh...and the ill feeling was not helped by the humilation of being bucked off my stupid horse this evening, onto the road... right in front of a packed garden outside the Plough pub!!! ...Great. Luckily only got a bit of scrapped skin and bruised pride. A not 100% Merlot monster....

I wouldn't want to be the one who dropped the first bike :sweatingbullets:

Seen on the 'Guido Fawkes' Website www.order-order.com http://www.totalpolitics.com Apparently Missy Jacqui wants her ...'Cabinet job back...!!' I wonder if this is a windup, or for real. maybe she is missing the 'perks', troughing-it and trousering the cash....!! Jacqui Smith Interview: 'I Want My Cabinet Job Back' Iain Dale 11:43 AM A couple of weeks ago, I interviewed former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith for TOTAL POLITICS. The interview seems to have created quite a stir in the media over the last 24 hours. Here are a couple of excerpts... Sorry Jacqui, but one of your Mates, Mr…

New game...find the numbers.....place em in correct area....i will start with 999 .....i must add one rule.....no posting on same page.....who ever gets to ONE winsbogdan392008-01-12 18:08:17

http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkies/defa...storyId=3422668 A 54-year-old Michigan man faces jail for assault and battery after a game of Monopoly turned violent. Never got upset over Monopoly, i just cheat. :innocent:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/5942306/Motorists-to-pay-250-tax-for-parking-at-work.html At first I genuinely thought this was a p**s take. "Richard Hebditch, of the Campaign for Better Transport, said the levy would raise money to invest in transport improvements. “It has the added benefit of tackling unnecessary commuter journeys, one of the main causes of congestion,” I don't even understand what this means. If I could work from home I would. Commuter journeys are necessary especially for those working shifts or rurally. Madness. Time to go Gordon.