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Found this in my inbox, I think it's done the rounds before. We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some 'AR*E-ICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ar*e (__!__) a fat ar*e (!) a tight ar*e (_*_) a sore ar*e {_!_} a swishy ar*e (_o_) an ar*e that's been around (_x_) kiss my ar*e (_X_) leave my ar*e alone (_zzz_) a tired ar*e (_E=mc2_) a smart ar*e (_$_) Money coming out of his ar*e (_?_) Dumb ar*e

As you probably guessed I am bored, so here goes - everyone post one song title they know that has a colour in it. Don't post more than 1 at a time to give other people a chance. There are loads out there apparently. I'll start: Lady in Red

Hello, been a while since I've been on :) I decided last night that I was going to go for a nice swim at the local pool, and aim to get there earlyish, due to the kids being off school. I got there, and left after 30 mins... it was packed full of children, couldn't get a decent workout without having to avoid divebombers, jumpers, and people getting in your way. What are the kids doing awake at 9am!! Surely they should be having lie-ins... I know that's what I'd be doing if I had six weeks holiday. Anyway, I'm going in at half 7 next week.. I'll outsmart them! Anyone have any ideas why the kids are up so early?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1205348/Why-dog-intelligent-year-old.html

Hi Everyone, I must thank this site, it really helped me through the recruitment stages for the Met. My Timeline: Feb 1st - Attended event at Trafalgar Sq Mid March - Recived, completed and sent off application form June 15th - Day 1 July 21st - Day 2 Now just waiting for vetting, etc... From what I can see I dont think I will be starting this year!

A senior British National Party member has infuriated his opponents by driving in a car with a number plate that resembles the word 'Nazi'. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0Nm5jZQSn "The number plate was blacked out so it wasn't until I arrived to pay that I saw it.' Rising star: Julian Leppert joined the BNP in 2003 and won a seat on Redbridge Council He said had he known, he 'probably would never have bought it'." Yeah right. It was not the story i care about, anyone seen any other odd number plates. There is one round here with these numbers and letters. N1GER, i spoke to the owner about it, just out of curiosity, he said, he thinks…

Greek woman torched brit's genitals I'd date her If he is innocent, why did he flee the country?

I'm looking to buy a used 4x4 but I'm not sure which make or model to go for. I'm wanting to spend somewhere between around 8K to 12K. I want something with 5 seats, lots of space on the boot for a giant dog an a bit of luggage, too, I also want decent performance. Some I've considered are: Range Rovers - very nice but outside of my budget and extremely thirsty (12mpg urban!)! Land Rover Discovery - nice, but sluggish! Subaru Outback 3.0 - roomy and with astonishing performance, but basically an estate car, and also they are quite hard to come by. Vauxhall Frontera - bags of room and cheap to get hold of, but with the performance of a moped, Nissan X-Track - good…

If you had a song which best summed you up which song would it be ?

I decided to start this thread as a side discussion was moving away from the subject of another thread. I have kept the title general to try to avoid any infighting. Here are the posts so far:- Given your username' date=' that is something you must be used to by now. [/quote'] Penbwlch, are you trying to start a football rivalry going on here?! It will only end in tears, don't do it! Penbwlch2009-05-21 10:33:36

Hi guys n girls, I'm back after a few months away from UKPO, I left because I was fed up with the wait with the whole police application process and needed to get my mind away from it in hope then it will come around faster. We'll the good news is that is has come around faster (well seems it when your not thinking about it as much) and I have passed everything to get in, now i'm just waiting for the start date. So now that i now know that i'm deffinately in i'll be spending some more time on here. You lucky buggers you! Lee. p.s it's good to see my 3 word story still going on strong.

Does anybody have any tips on controlling it? The more natural the better . I've noticed that my hayfever is getting worse with each Summer. This year I've been taking Clarityn & using a balm that's supposed to help with sneezing & congestion. It doesn't. The Clarityn have stopped my eyes watering so much although they're still red & easily irritated, helped a bit with the sneezing although the pills have had almost zero effect on the congestion & runny nose. I don't usually get symptoms until around late April but this year it all started rearing it's head early March time & the symptoms are a lot worse. I seem to be a lot more sensit…

It is one year on from the biggest most life changing happiest event in my life, the girls are the ripe old age of 1! My locks are more grey than ever, my black rings are highlighting my bloodshot eyes perfectly, my wallet is as light as its ever been, Mrs G has gone back to work full time so passing ships in the night would be a luxery, but the little mites are stunning, smiley happy loud well behaved and coming on a treat, they sleep 12 hours a night (that equates to 4 for me and Mrs G) and brighten my life every time I look at them. Now for plan b, get the 2 of them out of this dump of a country before it scars them for life!!!!!

In a discussion about law with a person of the North american persuasion, he remarked that when they were dissatisfied with King Goerge, they threw him out. I explained that the disagreement between out two countries was caused by politicians and not King George, as Britain had settled the argument about who was in charge some years earlier by decapitating Charles The First. An unarguable clincher for most arguments. This idea stuck in my mind. What if we had a king who was actually in power and running the country? Much as the idea of decapitating the entire House of Commons appeals, it would be a logistical nightmare. How much easier to put the nation in the hand…