The Locker Room

As I am now quite close to completing the recruitment process [Medical to go], my thoughts have turned to when I get to start as a police officer; and the potential pitfalls. I am sure that a similarity to my current job (trucker), is the enjoyment and mirth that a good old fashioned wind up can bring. Often at the expense of a new team member. Is there any 'traditional' wind-ups that one should be aware of? A favourite of our office is to produce an impossible journey, and 'give' that to a newby just to see their reaction.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218007/MP-says-bags-packed-Bin-Laden-violently-ill-plane--sends-letter-complaint-Virgin.html I always thought most MP's were gormless idiots, this idiot confirms that opinion. The award of 'p****s of the Week' goes to Mr Amess.Maverick222009-10-04 00:16:13

Well, the Irish have voted for 'Yes'. So where does that leave Cameron and the Tories if they gain office in May 2010? The two other nations still to ratify the Treaty. The treaty cannot take effect until all member states ratify it. The only other countries yet to ratify <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Lisbon are the CzechRepublic and Poland. <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> The parliaments of both countries have approved the treaty. Polish President Lech Kaczynski is expected to sign it in the coming days. But the Czech Republic's Euro sceptic Pres…

Hope it works, you may have to sign in to view it classic vid though.......

Some things that scientists invent can only be good. The latest in technology is a Bra that can be turned into a gas mask. Good job we have Jinkies and Goldtop, between them they could save all the forum posters, thats the men of course.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/6...il-notices.html Guerrilla signs: 15 funny road and rail notices

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/10/01/pupils-help-nab-fugitive-115875-21713486/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1213811/You-plonkers-Sikh-policeman-suing-Force-asking-wear-modified-turban-says-I-felt-like-I-Only-Fools-Horses.html Why on earth did GMP employ this man in the first place. If they want to join the job they should wear the same as everyone else. There is too much caving into minority groups for fear of being called racist.

Just had a bit of a moody and sent this email on their website. Dear Sir / Madam, I know that Asda prides itself on helping the less fortunate, and the disadvantaged when it comes to employment opportunities. I do wish, however, that you had employed someone a bit brighter to design some of your labels. I recently purchased, for a change, a value product, rolled breast of lamb, and today came to cook it. How entertaining it was to find that the preparation instructions were on the back of the price label, which was affixed to the covering of the product by some apparently industrial strength adhesive previously developed for space craft or similar. Try as I might, th…

What's the difference, other than size? Does anyone have one, if so what are your opinions on them?

Got sent this today and pmsl!! see what you think, some light humour, not bad if you've had a bad day or planning on going on nights tonight like me!! :zzz: http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php...8336&id=644

This person must have 9 lives and now he has used them all up.

The glossy estate agent pictures that don't reveal the eyesores next door Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0Sg7TCcpr Have you ever been taken, tricked, conned? Brick lane one Sunday morning many years ago. I was sold a watch that looked wonderful, it did work, and it was placed on my wrist. I left the stand smiling. An hour later i came across yety another stand selling watches. I saw a watch looking similar to mine, i looked at my wrist, that one had gone, i believe to this day it was being resold on the second stand. I have no idea how someone got off of my wrist either.

I don't think so, but I think the guys in this film hard a hard job with the rest of the force afterwords. Try and explain this to your Chief Constable.