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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

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  1. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    ... why, it comes from the supermarket vacuum packed, my love. What? Kill the lamb? Oh no my little sweetiepie. That would never do, because the countryside is Disneyesque where animals are humans and everyone is fluffy, and the countryside is a theme park where fluffybunkins play. Never mind about the farmers, darling. Turn your eyes to the wall and think pretty thoughts.

    • 21 replies
    • 828 views
  2. aquangtr
    Started by aquangtr * ,

    size 16 girl In Miss England Final Chloe Marshall, a 17-year-old ex-beautician from Surrey, is set to turn modelling convention around by becoming the first ever size 16 girl to take part in a Miss England final. The BBC suggests she's making history which, in the week that America got healthcare reform and the UK launched a new space agency, seems like a fair assessment. The 5ft 10in, 12st 5lb and a 36E model points out that the average UK woman is a size 16 and says past efforts to drop in dress size weren't for her: "Last year I went on a really strict diet and got down to a size 12, but I just looked like skin and bones, it didn't suit me. "I eat healthily, I go t…

    • 1 reply
    • 481 views
    Follow The Sapper
  3. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1263886/Two-women-caught-trying-smuggle-dead-relative-plane-Liverpool-airport.html Drugs or money yes, but dead bodies!!!!!!

    • 6 replies
    • 508 views
  4. Whisper
    Started by Whisper,

    For the Grand National. Now I don't usually share this kind of info, but I've been told the clever money is on; "Creosote" 7 - 1 Apparently it's very good over fences.........................

    • 0 replies
    • 264 views
  5. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    Is our language being dumbed down? I saw this headline and it made me wince. 'Frozen?' As in frozen in the permafrost? What is wrong with the word 'petrified'? Is it because the journalist's command of English is limited, or does he believe that the British Public are too dim to understand the word 'petrified'? If the British Public are too dim to understand such words, it's because they are gradually dropping out of usage. Unless used frequently by the media, we will lose such words, and that would be a shame.

    • 11 replies
    • 469 views
    IveToldYouOnce
  6. Fedster
    Started by Fedster,

    The richest, most powerful generation that ever lived is embarking on a comfortable retirement. But why does it feel like they've pulled up the ladder with them? As the first wave of baby boomers approach retirement age - it's 65 years since the first were born, in 1945 - the bill for clearing up these disasters will be paid by their children. The charge from an increasing number of commentators, politicians and pressure groups, not to mention young people themselves, is that baby boomers mortgaged their children's future for their own short-term benefit. Comparing the lifestyles of these generations, it's hard to disagree. Baby boomers collectively own close to £500b…

    • 3 replies
    • 563 views
    flabber-my-gast
  7. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    I find it difficult to believe that even the thickest council worker would paint this on the road, but then........................

    • 3 replies
    • 351 views
  8. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8602346.stm

  9. Bart
    Started by Bart,

    Here you go probies, make that tea!!

    • 9 replies
    • 1.5k views
    Merlotmonster
  10. Lotus82
    Started by Lotus82 * ,

    This set of Police Practice Papers includes everything you need to successfully prepare for the SET. The pack includes four complete tests and six extra number tests, and a complimentary worksheet to help you prepare for the interview stages. Answers will be dispatched with the pack. The complete pack is designed to help you self-study. I used these papers to help me pass the standard entrance test for Lothian and borders police force, best money i ever spent! Im looking for £15 plus a couple of quid to post the books as they are quite heavy. They books cost me £40 so grab a bargain. Regards Craig

    • 4 replies
    • 9.1k views
    Fingerscrossed1546620627
  11. Whisper
    Started by Whisper,

    LOVE this series and have been eagerly awaiting it's return! Just for a bit of sport, what do you all think is going to happen? Is Sam going to return? And why is that bobby who ended up beneath the concrete last series lurking with half a face?

  12. Blot, Bang Rub
    Started by Blot, Bang Rub * ,

    Hello just wondering if anyone on here has been on one of the following police missions: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Unio...ian_Territories http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Unio...ssion_in_Kosovo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Unio...and_Herzegovina European Union Police Mission in Afghanistan and if so how did you go about applying for it from your appropriate home office force? I'm sitting currently as a 10 year response officer, CBRN, Public order and firearms trained, and bored to tears. Any help appriciated!!!

    • 2 replies
    • 623 views
  13. emzlou
    Started by emzlou,

    Am i just really late on noticing this or is this new google street view 3D or is this a cheeky April Fools from google? http://maps.google.co.uk/?showlabs=1&i...,89.71,,0,19.62

    • 2 replies
    • 601 views
  14. TheGrimReaper
    Started by TheGrimReaper,

    So the Pope has made an apology and it has been big news so , as Editor of the worlds No.1 newspaper, you want a major piece on the subject . Snappy and topical headline Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals Now which of your "bank" of journalists do you use to get the scoop for you?........ I know, the Berlin Correspondent should do...but can't fathom why he sprang to mind..... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/f...icle7065824.ece

    • 5 replies
    • 969 views
  15. bristol bouncer
    Started by bristol bouncer,

    I fcuking love that Scottish copper in the Met on this new series... man is a legend! :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy:

    • 12 replies
    • 3.4k views

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