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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

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  1. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1276921/Pagan-police-win-right-time-festivals.html If you are a non-believer, can you have time off to non-believe.

    OldAfricaHand
  2. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    Is Michael Jackson still alive? Well according to this "http://www.thesun.co...rns-victim.html A WEBSITE which claims Michael Jackson is still alive and masquerading as a burns victim is clocking up an astonishing one million hits per day." he is. The odd theory i heard was. Just off the coast of Florida, in this area strange scars which create patterns hint at UFO existence, it can be seen from high in the air, and has been seen by thousands if not millions. This one i heard on the radio, by a so called UFO expert, i also heard on TV the truth about these odd shapes.

    • 19 replies
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  3. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    Just came across these lyrics, but i am sure they`re are far far worse out there. Do you think you're better off alone? Do you think you're better off alone? Do you think you're better off alone? Do you think you're better off alone? Talk to me...ohhh, talk to me Talk to me...ohhh, talk to me Then it repeats, what rubbish

    flabber-my-gast
  4. ranroz
    Started by ranroz,

    Indonesia's police force bans men from having penis enlargements Men who have had a penis enlargement have been banned from joining Indonesia’s police force. The chief of Papua’s constabulary has said artificially enhanced organs cause a ‘hindrance during training’. Applicants wanting to sign up to the force ‘will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged’, Bekto Suprapto announced today. ‘If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military,’ he added. He also said candidates who had sexually-transmitted diseases, including HIV and Aids 'and a number of other diseases' would not be allowed to join the ranks of police…

    • 6 replies
    • 471 views
  5. Penbwlch
    Started by Penbwlch,

    UV, once again I'm delighted to read your very special style of satire. However, this subject is already being discussed in the Put the Flags Out thread. So, to avoid duplication, I am closing this thread and will move your post to the original thread.

  6. flabber-my-gast
    Started by flabber-my-gast,

    When will the govt stop pandering to benefit scroungers. When are they going to turn around and say 'NO MORE' get a job, when are they going to say 'Were in a recession, your benefits are going to have to be reduced', when are they going to start making people do something for their benefits instead of stinking in bed all day - if its good enough for community payback, its good enough for benefits. Why are they scared of upsetting the scroungers. The govt is a robbing hood, they take from the rich and give to the lazy and wasters!!

  7. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1272512/20-000-benefits-father-seven-children-video-games--pay-huge-booze-bill.html This is the type of slob who is looked after by NULabour and their cohorts. His personality disorder is all in his brain, just shows the limit of their intelligence calling a child Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge. People like these are the Scum of Society, scrounging off the tax payer, aided and abetted by the DHSS. The only disorder he has is called idle, lazy bastard.

  8. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    Hurrah for the Head teachers, punching this obsessive controlling, hopefully ex-Govt on the nose. Click

  9. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    Experienced officers have been commended for their key role in training and mentoring the fledgling Afghan National Police in the front line against the Taliban. http://www.policeoracle.com/news/UK-Police-in-Taliban-Battle_23629.html Can we do the Afghans a real service, send HATO out there, all of them!!

    • 0 replies
    • 397 views
  10. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1274591/Jailed-life-The-driver-murdered-cyclist-car-clipping-wing-mirror.html At last a Judge who gives a decent prison term instead of just a slap on the wrist. Fitzgerald is the lowest form of Scumbag you can get. Maverick222010-05-07 17:27:28

  11. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1274958/Brutal-revenge-In-high-security-British-jail-Serbian-warlord-throat-slashed-Muslim-inmates.html Oh dear, how terrible, I'm sure there won't be many people losing sleep over this attack.

    • 0 replies
    • 244 views
  12. kester1546080880
    Started by kester1546080880,

    Anyone know where i could get a normal police issue tunic and how much it might cost. we dont get them and i was just considering one but cant seem to find one from a reputable force. The only idea i have is to contact clothing stores and ask to buy one from them from where ever they get it

  13. Fedster
    Started by Fedster,

    Justin Rowlatt talks to Richard Barnbrook, a BNP candidate standing in local elections in Barking and Dagenham, and finds that he is somewhat confused about when exactly the election is taking place. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/8641323.stm The calibre of BNP candidates never cease to amaze me

    • 5 replies
    • 758 views
  14. Uncle Vanya
    Started by Uncle Vanya,

    Dear Friend, I am Robert Diamond Scrote-hole, Executive Corporate Investment Banking and Wealth Management at Barclays.I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer William Dickhead Nathan,and an investment he placed under our banks management.I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication.I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 2006, the subject matter came to our bank to engage in business discussions …

    Uncle Vanya
  15. Hardstylemw
    Started by Hardstylemw,

    I've made this poll only so no one gets in trouble for lobbying.

    • 0 replies
    • 396 views
    Hardstylemw

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