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Whilst at a festival I heard a Freeman explaining to someone why we shouldn't have to follow the laws but as soon as you have a birth certificate you're a subject of the crown, then he claim out with a classic. "If you look at your birth certificate the bit where they put the name of the person registering you says 'Informant' that's because your parents are like grassing on you to the state." I didn't get involved in the debate as I was sitting on the toilet, however that was rather fortuitous as I may have wet myself laughing.

Anyone been watching the matchplay darts and see jenkins v taylor last night?? What an epic game i must say thought perhaps we might have had to say goodbye to the ever predictable taylor

I can't believe what I've just watched, I'm actually shocked that someone can think like that. I don't know if this has already been posted, as I can imagine it's caused a lot of upset by many nationally. She doesn't like the name Tyler, along with other names...well here's my answer to that: I've just watched this, I can't comprehend how a human being can judge a child regards to the social background/upbringing of the child. I think her vision is clearly blurred and her ideologies about the origins of the name are wrong. I'm sure a Tylercan do as well as her child 'India; yet she doesn't like children who parents have called their names a geographical location, yet,…

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A German mayor has courted controversy by allocating so-called easy parking spaces to women. So far the mayor says he has received mostly positive feedback despite expecting some 'humourless reactions from the political correct' and being accused by one angry female critic of exhibiting 'male pig-headedness' Photo: Alamy Spaces in a new car park in the Black Forest town of Triberg now come with male and female symbols. The spaces for women are wider and well lit, while those for men are close to concrete pillars and can only be reversed into. Explaining the policy, Mayor Gallus Strobel said it was a natural decision because men are better at parking than women…

For those of you who don't know there's severe thunderstorms forecasted for most of the UK tonight and tomorrow. As I'm a fan of storms I thought I'd make a topic for sharing pictures of any storm passing over your neck of the woods! There's nothing here until very late tonight and tomorrow so I'll see how bad it gets and snap a pic. And now the serious part.. click here for what to during a thunderstorm. Sticky, humid and uncomfortable night ahead too.

Hi all, its been a while since I was last active and thought about this because of my EPIC fail today... Was on the phone to a major client of our company, when I was reading out a password phonetically and said "Y for Wankee"...People around me in stitches and me trying not to laugh and be professional! What's your biggest radio/comms fowl-ups?...

https://m.facebook.com/groups/409527019093306?view=permalink&id=562434460469227&_rdr I somehow don't believe his story and the comments are amusing. What do you think the outcome will be?

http://au.businessinsider.com/this-former-iraqi-asylum-seeker-tried-to-repay-centrelink-more-than-18000-after-he-became-a-success-2013-7 How Inspiring.

Got to say, he got what he deserved really. Seemingly completely unprovoked, and porbably not the wisest thing to do!

Personally I think it'd be very beneficial.

As we're now in the height of holiday season, where's everybody going? Or have gone? I'm off the end of the month! Just scrablling around for clothes and insurance and that.

Week 11: Dear Friends, I hope that you are all well and enjoying the unbelievably hot weather that we have been having. I know that I sound like a broken record but please remember that burglars will take an opportunity to enter your home through an open window or door. Just this week, we have had 3 burglaries in one evening - all where thieves got in via windows left open. Can I also ask that you become good neighbours and remind other people about this, particularly older or vulnerable people in your road. Please also check in on them during the hot weather to see if they are Ok and take the opportunity to check that they are closing their windows & doors at night…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2369717/He-presided-corrupt-elections-smears-Yet-Red-Eds-picked-union-dinosaur-clean-Labours-vote-rigging-scandal.html - after all the problems with Labour/Unions/|Falkirk, the Union trying to impose it's own candidate, and people being enrolled into the Falkirk Labour Party without their knowledge, Nasal Ed selects an ex Union Baron and crook to investigate. It doesn't take a genious to work out the result of his enquiry. I know it's in the Maul, but if only 50% is true, it will never be an independent enquiry. I can just see the result - Unite completely innocent of all charges and MacCluskey to be Leader of Opposition, some…

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