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From the Daily Mail........ Woman rescued after sitting on boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS Last updated at 14:57pm on 13th March 2008 Comments (16) Stuck: The woman spent so long on the toilet her skin had grown around the seat A woman had to be rescued by emergency services after being stuck on her boyfriend's toilet for two years. The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat and her legs had wasted away. Her boyfriend, 36, would bring her food and water and ask her whether she was ready to come out of the bathroom. She would reply, "maybe tomorrow", according to police in Kansas, U.S. He finally called in police and medics who found her …

"Daily Wail" Thursday 13 March 2008 Since the reign of Elizabeth I, meetings of the town council have started with a prayer But the tradition that has endured though civil war, the industrial revolution and two world wars may yet succumb to the march of political correctness. Town councillors in Bideford, North Devon, have been told that their prayers could fall foul of the Race Relations Act. They have also been warned that they might attract an action under the Human Rights Act. Many councillors are outraged by the advice from the National Association of Local Councils and claim it is yet another attempt to remove Christian traditions from publi…

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Have you seen the parking wardens in Glasgow, i'm sure they want to look like the old bill. It's getting mental! It started with the stab proof vests, now theyve got the PA on their backs, the black uniform, with black polo shirt under it.. The guys that drive around in the mopeds have their rides, all stickerd up like the traffics. Hehe, pretty fun.

I applied last August, so I am very happy and cannot wait now!

Here are a few. http://www.geocities.com/absea98/icopstory.html Maybe place a few more up.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/38027 Who elects these Plank-Heads like Bob Crow. It's time they employed people with brains to run Unions and talk the way through problems. Bob Crow is aleft wing trouble maker and always as been.

With the Gold Cup exactly one week away, who's your money on? The two main favourites being Denman & last years winner, Kauto Star. My money's on Denman. Better jumper, never falls, & has the stamina to make it up the hill to the long run in Kauto Star, although brilliant is far less consistent & although he won it last year, with Denman in the running I'm seriously doubting whether he'll win again this year. Oooooh I'm so excited!!!!

Just spotted your hint yesterday in the pay post. Many Happy returns. You'll be growing facial hair before you know it, and Don't worry about the hair in new places.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7294990.stm At last some thugs getting what they deserve, instead of small fines. Maverick222008-03-13 19:40:55

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Super-Sheep-Outran-Police_15801.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7289051.stm I'd add a comment but my gob is too smacked for that

Graham2008-11-05 04:03:41