The Locker Room

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=556668&in_page_id=1770 I must be getting old, it's taken me all this time to work out that God is really Anthony 'Teflon' Blair.What a pompous, arrogant,and vain man he is.Maverick222008-04-04 09:36:01

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557377&in_page_id=1770&ct=5 It looks as if the courts are now appeasing the Muslims. He must have had two wives before he came to the UK, because it is illegal in this country to have two.

Why was Lt Uhura crying? Cos William Shatner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557377&in_page_id=1770&ct=5 The Judge certainly got this right. Lets hope Gollum and Kebab read it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=555050&in_page_id=1770 He's crawling out of the woodwork again. He seems to think he was harshly dealt with.

Good people. M&MBM has let us all down by exposing her vile nakedness in the wilds of Scotland and to the woolly creatures of Wales. And to the sheep in Wales, too. As her mentor, I forgave her waywardness and obscenity, yet for my leniency and compassion, I have been sorely rebuked especially by constabulary colleagues. So what is your verdict upon this delinquent - this scofflaw? Vote now! Brutus

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7330577.stm I hope the Judge doesn't go soft and fail to give the man a custodial sentence.

Dear all Lordship SNT would like to make you aware of their next Community Action Panel (CAP) meeting. The meeting will take place on WEDNESDAY 9TH APRIL 2008 at 1845 hrs. The venue is as normal the LORDSHIP SOUTH ESTATE COMMUNITY HALL, LORDSHIP GROVE N16. kind regards Richard Essl PCSO 7185GD LORDSHIP SAFER NEIGHBOURHOOD TEAM Stoke Newington Police Station. Contact; 0207 721 2924 or 07879 603482. Our local community police officers are most wonderful, a credit to her majesty's Police force!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=555531&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770 The Ginger Midget strikes again. People might not like what she has said, but she is close to the truth with this. It happened in Bristol, in Easton and St Pauls, all the West Indians went to live there, in the 60's, it's now a hotbed of crime. These people do tend to live in little enclaves, but often they do like to be with their own kind, I cannot see how HMG could ever move people out into the wider community, they just won't go.

When in early December last year it became apparent the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith intended to renege on the 2007 police pay settlement as agreed by the independent Police pay arbitration tribunal, we asked our members to suggest original means by which we could publicise our sense of grievance at the way in which we were being betrayed and our lack of industrial muscle abused. Mary Wood, a uniformed Inspector who works at Croydon Police station, and whom incidentally is also the Vice-Chairman of the Metropolitan IBB, suggested that she could write a protest song, which could be recorded and published on the ‘i-tunes’ system. We believe with enough support from Fede…

Love takes time Brits take an average of 22 dates, three one-night stands and three long-term relationships before settling down, says a new poll. Couples revealed how long it had taken to find The One for entertainment website BT PodShow. Some needed as many as 50 dates with potential partners. And nine per cent reckon it takes at least ten one-night stands. Talking regularly and an active sex life were what people were looking for. Poor personal hygiene, no sense of humour and being bad in bed were the biggest turn-offs, the poll found. The good news for those still searching is this weekend is the best chance of the year to banish those single days. Relationshi…

Plans for a new youth centre to tackle teenage delinquency and crime have had to be put on hold - after the building was stolen. The prepacked building was delivered in boxes to the Austrian village of Traismauer ready to be put up the next day but were stolen by the time workers arrived to erect it. A recent wave of vandalism, theft and burglaries in the area had been blamed on youths and local authorities met to try and find a way to keep them off the streets. Mayor Johann Gorth said the new youth centre planned to give kids something else to do and get them involved in something positive. Police are investigating but fear some of the children that the youth centre …

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