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A naughty serviceman over on the Army Rumour Service has come across a reworking of this old book, very funny and so very tongue in cheek :ph34r: :ph34r: :lol: Link to Army Rumour Service website

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=558487&in_page_id=1770 I can think of a simple solution to his problem. Just go back to the Ukraine, and STAY THERE, and take the WAG with you.Maverick222008-04-10 08:04:53

A campaign has been launched in the historic village of Lunt to change its name because vandals keep defacing road signs. The not-so-witty pranksters constantly change the village's name to an extremely rude swear word, reports the Daily Telegraph. However, the proposal is dividing villagers in the Merseyside community who say they should not have to give up a name that has been around since the 13th century. Martyn Ball, a retired police officer and prospective Conservative councillor, is urging residents to support the move because he is fed up with the graffiti which greets visitors to the village. He said: "We are all painfully aware of the repeated times our vill…

Looking to find anyone who served with the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers and now with the Police. Anyone out there?

Hello, I have my SET date in August, i'm soon to be a time served plumber.. Has anyone ever heard or know of anyone who is a tradesmen, and who works for the Police? Would just be good to know of other people who have left their trade to work in the force Cheers

Evening peeps I was introduced to this evil drink yesterday. Never even heard of it before, not sure if i have spelt it right!! 2 shots of it poured into a vodka and red bull, down it. Its evil evil stuff, just wondering if anyone knows of this drink and what the alcohol content is?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=558132&in_page_id=1770 Labours number one thug appears to have been thugging again, if the story is true. Lets hope it is, the more trouble for Gollum Brown, the better. I would be more inclined to believe Jack Straw than Gollums henchman, Balls.Maverick222008-04-09 12:15:26

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=557051&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5 Plenty of evidence there that all the money in the wold cannot buy you class.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7334777.stm A life is now worth 2.5 years.

Victim offers robber a cuppa A Czech man abandoned an armed robbery after a shop assistant invited him for a "nice cup of tea and a piece of cake". He had pulled out a gun to demand money from Marketa Vachova, 59, at the supermarket in Cesky Tesin in the northern Czech Republic. But, even though his face was hidden by a Spiderman mask, Marketa decided the robber "seemed like a nice young man". She said: "I asked him why he was doing this and we got talking. There was no one else in the shop so I guess he relaxed a bit, and in the end he apologised. "I said if he wanted he could come and talk to me and have a cup of tea and slice of home made cake to talk about his p…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557941&in_page_id=1770 Thats all abit rich coming from the pompous, arrogant and hypocritical Coe, the man who has made thousands out of the 2012 Olympics, so far, and is likely to make alot more. If Coe was that worried about the Blue Track Suited men they could have been banned from even entering the country, or running with the Torch. It's abit late him bleating about it now. The GLA so called authorised them, why one might ask.

A smug barrister is stopped by a patrol car, whilst driving through Glasgow. The officer walks up to the window of the barrister's car, which is duly wound down. "I think you'll know why I pulled you over" said the policeman. "No" replied the barrister. "You failed to stop at the stop sign at the last junction". "But I did slow down " said the barrister. "Yes, bit you didnae stop". "I slowed down" he replied emphatically. The officer said "there is a difference between slowing down and stopping". "There isn't really" the barrister retorts grinning. "Yes there is" the officer stated. "Don't agree with you, officer" "Step out of the car sir" The barrister steps…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/dailymail.html?in_article_id=557655&in_page_id=1790 here is another Labour Minister who is out of his depth. The man is a class one dolt.

So the Olympic torch commences its journey from a cold, snow swept empty Wembley Stadium through the deserted streets of London. What a monsterous farce this is. I do not give a t**s about Tibet where a few nutters in Saffron robes are engaged in an insurgency of some kind against a society which is the predominant and has the power. Nor to I care much for Zimbabwe which has been going to the dogs every year accoding to the Press yet there are no signs of famine like in Darfur or other regions of the world. Why are we so keen to support drug induced atheletes and the commercial nonsense attached to this so called sporting event. Human rights…