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Gran isnt one for self-pity or bemoaning her lot in life, but I can see the hurt in her eyes that no one has asked after her in recent weeks. She smiled her way through the cold but oh I know the pain she felt when she was forgotten as you all enjoyed your Christmas. Shes missing one letter but asking for help, bless her. L J I T M S L I W A BBC1 remake of a kids classic (4,7) She thanks you.

Reading Ollie's interesting post on undercover officers, it carried a link to the BBC News page. Among all the bumph and adverts was a list of links to the BBC magazine: "In today's Magazine: Are the Beckhams likely to have another boy? Can the tone deaf learn to sing?" Two very clearly related stories. :D In Posh's case, the answer to the second question could be, 'don't concern yourself - stick to what you are good at'.

I was wondering what age ranges uses this forum? apologies if this thread is somewhere else?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9297416.stm So the idiot Blatter wants to move the world cup to January does he? When the Premiership is at one of it's most crucial points in the year. Because it's +40 degrees C in Qatar in Summer. Really?? what a surprise!!! Shame he didn't think of that before they awarded the Cup to them, isn't it!! This bloke has no concept of the English game and how successful it is. He's a clueless idiot who is only interested in promoting himself.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8246403/Surgeon-escapes-driving-ban-after-court-hears-NHS-would-have-to-pay-thousands-for-locum.html Red herrings thrown in again, she could get a taxi into work, at her expence. I wonder how many times she went in when on call. Many people have lost their jobs through being disqualified, but this woman is allowed 'to get away with it', she appears to be a serial offender, just because she is a doctor she should not be given special treatment.

Psychiatric Nurse Jokes An inspecting Brigadier decides to visit the psychiatric ward of an army hospital. He wants to show an interest in the unit and asks the nurse how they decide if a soldier needs to be admitted as a patient or just seen in out patients. "Well," says the QA psychiatric nurse, "we fill the bath with water and give the squaddie a mess tin and a spoon. He or she is then asked to empty the bath." "Ah I see!" exclaims the Brigadier, "A normal person would use the mess tin because it is larger and will take less time to empty the bath." "No Sir" sighs the psychiatric nurse, "A sane person would pull the bath plug. I'll get your bed ready Sir!" an…

5 Officers from our force are running 5 marathons, coast to coast, over 5 days in May. All sponsorship is being split between David Rathbands Blue Lamp Foundation and Help For Heroes. Both charities are ones I personally support. They just giving link is below, I have already pledged cash to one of the officers concerned. It's going to be a hard 5 days for them and I know they would appreciate ANY support. http://www.justgiving.com/coast2coast555/?fb_ref=fundraising-page-top&fb_source=home_oneline

£14,000 for a Renault Megane! Even the best quote was just shy of £3k! It's not as if I'm some young boy racer either, 24, 5 years driving experience and 4 years NCB. What's the world coming too?

In true Ronnie Corbett style. http://www.break.com/index/my-blackberry-is-not-working-1977308

to late to say Happy New Year? I apologise for my tardiness, it has been a very hectic few weeks, our first Christmas totally off in 6 years, and apart from the weather spoiling a lantern lit trek through the woods to sing Christmas Carols in a beautiful setting at some old ruins due to it being too dangerous in the snow, everything else kind of went to plan! I worked a night shift on New Years Eve and although it was busy, I have known that shift to be much worse in the past. So now the girls are back at school (thank you god!) normalish shifts returned to at work, I finally have time to wish everyone a very happy and prosperous New Year. Mrs DF

http://www.bbc.co.uk...-wales-12142456 Campaigners say too many people in Wales are still making excuses for dropping litter. While 56% of people claim it is never acceptable to drop litter, more than half of the population still do, according to a Keep Wales Tidy survey. Half believe dropping litter is excusable when in a hurry and a similar number do not think dropping an apple core is wrong. Dog mess is the most unpopular form of litter with the public. Keep Wales Tidy said £70m is spent each year clearing litter. Litter has the most negative impact on the look and feel of communities, according to those surveyed, but more than half of people in Wales are guilty…

Is that a redrawn PS.Com logo I spy top left. Lacking the bevel (thank goodness) and the black squares in the checkerboard. Thank you oddbod, lack of sleep getting to me. < That way then ^ that way

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-12145602 Can someone be forced to give their DNA in these cases. I understand upon arrest DNA can be forcibly taken, but just to build up a database? I just don't like this idea of Orwellian DNA utopia.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12135822 So these trees are being shredded. What happens to the shreddings? Mulch? I seriously hope the wood is not used as mulch or to make compist.

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