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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

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    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

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  1. Merlin820
    Started by Merlin820,

    Link - Sky News Charles "Bubba" Smith, who played the giant police officer Moses Hightower in the Police Academy comedy films, has died aged 66. Bubba Smith in his famous role as Hightower The film star's body was found at his home in Los Angeles - he is believed to have died of natural causes. Smith initially found fame as a National Football League lineman who won a Super Bowl with the Baltimore Colts. After retiring, he turned to the small screen where he appeared in a number of TV roles. But it was as Moses Hightower, a menacingly tall but soft-spoken police recruit in Police Academy, that he really made his mark. The former football star at an event in 2006…

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  2. King Scotts
    Started by King Scotts,

    Hangover Fine it's a gay glub, loads of nice guys wanting numbers and a snog, But for gods sake what's with people groping me? Just cause we're in a club that's ok? Always every times boils my blood, one guy got his pint of cider all down him, oops...

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  3. Tom Sawyer
    Started by Tom Sawyer,

    In light of some recent recent posts I am going to start and pin a topic about how long we remain troll free.Like the joke at the beginning of the Simpsons at the nuclear plant where Homer works. So I make it six days troll free how long will it go. The first one on after midnight each day please post the next day. So if things stay clear this evening and you are on at midnnight please post 7 days and counting and so forth as the days progess. I would bet on 13 days the limit.

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    • 9k views
  4. DeltaFoxtrot
    Started by DeltaFoxtrot,

    I was looking on Youtube at the 007 Boat chase in 'the world is not enough' Nice to see the River Police feature on it as well as some great shots of the river Thames... I still think Pierce Brosnan was better than Daniel Craig! anyways, heres a cool clip to brighten up the afternoon enjoy !!

    • 9 replies
    • 997 views
  5. ph4nt0m_
    Started by ph4nt0m_,

    simple question for you officers. i wanted to know why it is a breach of the peace to blatantly stand in the street with a megaphone speaking your mind about the government or the the w**kers.....i mean bankers and the unelected EUSSR. as far as im aware we (meaning you me or anyone in the uk) are entitled to free speech as long as its not of a vulgar and profane manner (which it isnt). As for the megaphone am i not right in thinking that it is an issue for environmental health to deal with noise pollution? also topping this off when i get the audience and they are listening to what im saying with regards to the issues i want to address, and they become the majority o…

    • 1 reply
    • 294 views
  6. CSC1
    Started by CSC1 +,

    Just out of interest, what have you filled your locker with? Sorry to those who arent lucky enough to have lockers!

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  7. Alan Partridge
    Started by Alan Partridge +,

    Yes I'm bored ... Anyone know how to make this a public poll please?

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    • 38 replies
    • 2.4k views
    Marty McFly1546081284
  8. timthecop
    Started by timthecop * ,

    Hi all, I was going to start organising social get togethers in the London area for all members on the forum. The aim is for everyone to meet each other and practise the ancient art of converstaion whilst sipping an ale or wine for the ladies! (Thank you Al Murray!) Just want a bit of feedback. Is it something you would be interested in? Cheers

    • 16 replies
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  9. PO_Katie
    Started by PO_Katie,

    Top prizes up for grabs for those who correctly guess who the next head of the MPS will be... With the hunt now on to find a new Met Commissioner as the Force faces a period of unprecedented challenge, there has been significant interest in the likely contenders. The post has been widely advertised and, as the August 12 deadline for applications looms closer, speculation is mounting at who has thrown their hat into the ring. While the Home Office is keeping a tight-lipped silence on who has applied, current odds from bookies William Hill place ACPO President Sir Hugh Orde as favourite – running just ahead of TVP Chief Sara Thornton. A clutch of…

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  10. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8676499/Student-rioter-Charlie-Gilmour-locked-up-for-23-hours-a-day-Tweets-mother.html Didums - poor little Mummy's Boy, is locked up 23 hours a day. Perhaps if she had spent more time bringing him up properly he wouldn't be inside. She must be very proud of her son who was high on LSD, Valium and alcohol when he scaled the Cenataph and threw a bin at Charlies car. Mrs Gilmour needs to get a life .

  11. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14367603

    • 4 replies
    • 794 views
  12. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    I've just noticed it's baby Elephant's birthday. Sorry for not being quicker off the mark with the birthday greetings. Hope you have a good day.

    • 9 replies
    • 684 views
  13. Protector109
    Started by Protector109,

    At work on the radio we have a segment called 'The Retro Years'. So based on that, what song(s) would be on your Retro Years playlist? To start you off , a song from the first album I ever brought: -

    • 1 reply
    • 622 views
    PCDJ1546081230
  14. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020625/Chilcot-damn-Blair-Iraq-official-reports-war.html I know it's in the Daily Maul, but if the story is only half true that is good news that Blair has been found wanting. I just hope he ends up in the Hague.

  15. IveToldYouOnce
    Started by IveToldYouOnce,

    Quite, quite brilliant. Fly-on-the-wall documentary about people in a busy (is there a non-busy?) A&E department. Channel 4 2100hrs Wednesdays. Really is one of those programmes where you (well I at least) think "my life is bloody peachy compared to some". Oh. And there's a very, very yummy Consultant called Jacquie.........and a Senior Sister who you just know you'd want to be looking after you if you found yourself in A&E......reminded me of a couple of female coppers I know who just have 'a way' with people.........

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