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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. A Navajo on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off. 'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant. …

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Just a money saving tip if you are thinking of going to the USA in the next 2 years. In September 2010 the US government are passing legislation so that when you have to do the compulsory online declaration of travel the ESTA as its known they will levy a charge for this the fee hasn't yet been decided but its thought that it will be at least £10 per person.However if you do it now before the legislation sets in it is free and the permission lasts for two years from the date of application.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1298893/MPs-expenses-Labour-MPs-Tory-peer-face-trial-Court-Appeal-rejects-privilege-claim.html Common sense prevails for once, the Judges have come to the right descision. No doubt a few more will appear in the dock when the Mets have finished their enquiries.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299099/Prince-Charles-My-duty-save-world.html. Charlie Boy and David Icke should get on well together.

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I know our Police would never try this, but let us see how this goes, your questioning a prisoner First question. Would music stop you beating your wife? Please feel free to add your leading questions.

David Cameron has declared himself the "strongest possible advocate" of Turkey's ambition to join the European Union. Oh my god... I don't even want to think about the concequences of what will happen to this country if the Turks arrive in their millions like they have in Germany. What has Turkey got to offer the UK?!? oh yeah, we can put Army bases there! Don't seem to remembering him mentioning this little bombshell in his election campaign.

A person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115 Police are also looking for a Fluffer for ID reasons, any volunteers?

These would be fun to operate, and a damn sight cheaper than flying a Police Helicopter ! Clicky

I am selling my Apple Wireless Keyboard and Mighty Mouse as I no longer need them as I have an iMac so don't need duplicates. Both items are in immaculate condition and packaged in original boxes and packaging. Keyboard £30 Mighty Mouse £30 £50 if brought together Photos below are of Keyboard and Mouse as taken this morning: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirpatrickmccann/4830494396/in/set-72157624585154516/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirpatrickmccann/4829883281/in/set-72157624585154516/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirpatrickmccann/4830494852/in/set-72157624585154516/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sirpatrickmccann/4830495160/in/set-72157624585154516/ Courtes…

Click "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."