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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334967/MPs-expenses-published-Taxpayer-hit-3m-election.html What a tight fisted git is Gordon Brown, puts in two claims for just £1. You would think with all the money he gets he could have let that go. Greedy S.cottish git(with apologies to Tommo)

If anyone knows anything about dreams please feel free to assist me and tell me whats going on in my head. Last night I dreamt that I went to my local shopping centre and got really drunk with some unknown men in the managers office. I actually know the manager and have had loads of contact with the centre and still occasionally use them for a retail theft group I run. Then I was being really loud and stupid alienating everyone and realising what a prat I had been I decide to skulk off home but on leaving the centre I see someone stealing and chase them and catch them.Security come who are not best pleased as they want to go home.The police attend and I get told to sort…

So, it's a Friday night. How many Hampshire people will be out clubbing tonight? I shall be at Marthas tonight :lol:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-11884839 This has been long overdue. How many times does someone have to drive like an idiot before the powers that be say "enough is enough". Anyone know a good chauffeur?

Well the best improv I have seen http://www.youtube.c...u/5/JTwJetox_tU Not sure how to add a video :D

Daily Mash

....because thats what i did, spent time with a victim of assault and undermined his character by putting in the report my previous encounter with him and his mental state....., its going to court soon and i'm gonna get ripped to sheds...and i have 10 years in, how embrassing! anyone got any stories to share where youve f**ked up! and still paying the price////////>>>?????

So after a late night last night (was my 24th ) I woke up a little later than I should have for work. Upon going downstairs I saw the cat had taken a dump in the corner of the living room, so had to spend 5 minutes cleaning that. I then went outside to find my car covered in 4 inches of snow, which took what felt like ages to clear off. On my was to work I just managed to avoid eejit number 1 who thought that coming from the sliproad straight to lane 2 of the M60 was a good idea. Arriving in work 10 minutes late I had possibly one of my worst days in months. When my boss let me go 30 mins early for helping him out yesterday I thought it would get a little better. …

Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die. This is, reputedly, a true incident that happened in the US of A, and so, so easy to see happening over here, customer service being what it is today.!!! This shows some people are really stupid!!!! A lady died last January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card. They also added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now it was somewhere around $60.00. Her son placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange, as reported: Son: 'I am calling to tell you she died in January.' Citibank: 'The account was never …

Reasons and power methods aside... Would a wireless router work in a car (even travelling at 70mph) to link devices together. No internet access, just for the simple reason of connecting devices together.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11734774 An £80,000 balloon, called the "Eagle Eye Blimp", has been grounded by Greater Manchester Police - because of the region's weather. The force bought it 18 months ago for surveillance, but has now decided it is no longer "cost-effective" in the current financial climate. The white blimp, which had police written in blue on both sides, was used 18 times - about £4,400 per occasion. "We experienced a number of technical issues," Ch Supt Dave Anthony said. The force would not disclose which occasions or incidents it had been used for, but said it had had a number of cameras on it which collected information for "…

Lesslie Neilsen dies at the age of 84, very sad. Veteran comic actor Leslie Nielsen, star of Airplane! and The Naked Gun, has died at the age of 84. He died in hospital in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where he was being treated for pneumonia, his agent John S Kelly said. Canadian-born Nielsen started out as a serious actor but in 1980, his role as a hapless doctor in the disaster spoof film Airplane! made him a comic star. In all, he appeared in more than 100 films and had a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. "With his friends and his wife by his side, he just fell asleep and passed away," his nephew Doug Nielsen told the AFP news agency. 'Don't call me Shirley' Born in…

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE, MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY, WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO, IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES, OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOM…

Filmed across England, from inner cities to country beats, Coppers reveals what the police are up against every day of their working lives Next on Channel 4 Mon 01 Nov, 9pm http://www.channel4....grammes/coppers Looked good when advertised.

Is it just me that is thinking this? There seems to be a virtual news blackout on him since he was ejected from the X Factor last night. I can't help but think that something is going on...