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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

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    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

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    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

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  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

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    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

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  1. David
    Started by David +,

    Dear old trout, David's gran. Can you help her? She's missing 3 letters but P A E E C C H R Sporting drama on BBC iPlayer (3,4,4)

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  2. Uppy

    The theme was Power. The poll is up there ^^ Choose your favourite! Voting closes 31/01/16 Cheetah: TangoOne: Richhamdo; sparkydale; Rocket: Chewie:

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  3. Uppy

    Congratulations to David for winning the November competition. Part of the prize is to chose the theme for the January competition and he has chosen: Power The winner for the month will receive a moderator award for their profile and the chance to choose the theme for February as well as a £10 voucher for www.police-supplies.co.uk. This thread will auto-lock on 25/01/16 so entries must be posted before then, after which I will create a new thread to give you all a chance to vote for your favourite. Good luck! Previous 6 months winners July - Jeebs (Transport) August - Fox (Texture) September - Milankovitch (He…

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  4. westie
    Started by westie,

    If we are to believe what we read, this man is getting closer by the day to being elected god help us (just my opinion). To me he comes close to that cowboy G. Bush jnr. (again, just my opinion). How on gods earth can someone like Trump have the most powerful position in the world. Let's just hope it doesn't happen.

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  5. Y0d4
    Started by Y0d4,

    With the current boycot of the oscars because of diversity I'm surprised that other races, the disabled, transgendered, Warwick Davies,the untalented & the unemployed etc etc haven't raised their voices to express dissatisfaction at their lack of representation. I'm very upset at the lack of Scots & think Andy Murray should have been nominated for his facial expressions which would outdo Jim Carrey any day.

  6. Grumpy2
    Started by Grumpy2,

    http://news.sky.com/story/1619703/merkel-backs-tougher-laws-after-sex-attacks "Merkel backs tougher laws after sex attacks" That's big of her, since it was her irresponsible open invitation that's partly responsible for the situation the whole of Europe now finds itself in. I also find it a tad outrageous that the Cologne Police Chief is being made the scapegoat for this incident whilst Merkel gets to keep her job. It's easy to say we'll back tougher laws, but in reality the ECHR will limit what that actually equates to in practice. They won't be able to send those involved back to a country where they could be at risk of harm if they can even ascertain wh…

  7. Tim
    Started by Tim +,

    What does anyone think of the TV series Judge John Deed? I never miss an episode, (the fact Caroline Langrishe is in it is purely coincidental ). Storylines seem a bit OTT with Deed's ex and current / ex lover before him, but its good fun to watch. Martin Shaw seems to bring whatever part he plays come to life and really makes you believe he really is the character he's playing.

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  8. David
    Started by David +,

    Hello all. Dear Gran. Not one of you have asked after her in recent months but never mind. She says it doesn't matter, but I can see the pain in her face as she is forgotten. Can you help the old booby though? She's one letter missing but it's E D L A H T N A crime drama series on BBC1 (8).

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  9. westie
    Started by westie,

    He was far too young. A truly professional person, performing, song writing, acting and other talents too. He gave so much to my era of music. R.I.P. David

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  10. westie
    Started by westie,

    Having been a police officer for many years, I certainly served my Queen and country (and in other ways too) however, I have often thought in the recent past that there could be a replacement for the current English national anthem, the reason being that Ireland, Scotland and Wales all, in their national anthem, sing about their country and land, whereas, here in England, we sing about a person. That to me doesn't seem right somehow. I know that on this forum I may be putting my head on the block so to speak, but I can assure you, I in no way wish to be unpatriotic or offend anyone.

  11. Mr Random
    Started by Mr Random,

    RIP Mr Thrush I hope you're roaring drunk up there with all your old comrades, and the lads you saw off far too young I'm sure many families are remembering your kindness and wishing you well tonight

    • 1 reply
    • 670 views
  12. Guest Dan!Dan!Dan!
    Started by Guest Dan!Dan!Dan!,

    RIP Bowie....

    • 0 replies
    • 924 views
  13. Animal Mother
    Started by Animal Mother,

    I can't put my finger on why exactly, but the existence of Volunteer Police Community Support Officers (VPCSOs) doesn't sit well with me. I believe that PCSOs (CSOs in my force) do a stellar job and are extremely useful, but that is because they get to know their communities intimately. Their depth of knowledge is a distinct advantage, and I'd go as far to say, a pre-requisite, for being a successful CSO. Would the VPCSOs be conducting the same work as the PCSOs? Are VPCSOs another way of getting what most police forces call "Police Volunteers"? My comments are not intended to diminish the contribution being made by anyone who decides to become a VPCSO. It would be in…

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    • 615 views
  14. Uppy

    The theme was Your best of 2015. The poll is up there ^^ Chose your favourite! Voting closes 10/01/2016 sparkydale: MajorDisaster: TheFlomeister: Mazza: Fox: Cheetah: Milankovitch: Pathca: TangoOne;

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  15. OTTim
    Started by OTTim,

    Hope this isn't inappropriate? Made me laugh. On the subject of policemen, guardsmen etc needing the toilet when on parade etc, many years ago there used to be a means of discrete relief at least for men. A piece of apparatus called a "guardsmen's friend" was available. This consisted of a rubberised pouch worn like a pair of underpants with a condom-like sheath for the penis, leading to a long rubber tube with a reservoir and valve at the bottom. This fitted down the trouser leg. If the officer or soldier got to the stage where he couldn't wait any longer he would just pee as he was standing there, then find a drain or gutter and reach down, release the valve and let th…

    • 2 replies
    • 543 views

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